I got two nights away with you

Some question said "can I sit down and pour you a drink"

Are you on the boat or off the boat

'Cause if you want to rock the boat it's not gonna sink

Last call New Orleans

I could never even notice you

Seamless tights and Levi jeans

This establishment I frequent it myself

Where the service is special for the boys in blue

Where the men are men and the women are too

You're secret's safe with me

Now son believe me

I got two nights away with you

Some question answered with a hit or a miss

Are you on the boat or off the boat

And if you want to rock the boat then give me a kiss

My cabin is the best onboard

I bet you could never notice this one's got a lock on the door

I'd be glad to show you around

Don't be nervous don't be shy

Doesn't mean you're not tough sure you're a tough guy

You're secret sir you're good enough

Believe me

Whatever was I thinkin' when I married Christine

She just wasn't my type if you know what I mean

She couldn't match up she couldn't stand tall

I guess it's time for me to make a ship to shore call

From a man I'd never met and knew I never thought I'd need

Are the armed beacons with me I'm in the back seat

I never knew I was lonely but I guess I got to know me

I was out to sea

Christine Christine

I must sound rough I must sound mean

When my tour duty's over and my feet are on the ground

I'm gonna spend a month or two on this town