Rappin' Duke - 群星

So you think you're bad with your rap

Well I'll tell ya pilgrim I started the crap

When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets

I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Sure I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep

But my main concern was rapping to the beat

I don't bother nobody I'm a real nice guy kinda

Laid back like a dead fly

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

I'm talkin here and now

Later for the cattle and rustlin the cow

If I had a chance to do a repeat

You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin to the beat

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Que pasa amigos not a pasa I see

Two hundred punks well what ya gonna do

I got two six shooters that'll see me through

That's twelve dead

And a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either

Now Kurtis Blow Run-DMC

You haven't heard of rap til ya heard it from me

I'm the baddest rapper in history

And there'll be no more after me

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Meanwhile back at the ranch

Santa Barbera that is

Swimmin pools and movie stars

Well the first thing ya know ol' Ron's the President

The kinfolk said Ron move away from there

Said in the White House is where you wanna be

So he loaded up the Lincoln and he moved to DC

Washington that is

Politicians taking a sip

Foreign dignitaries taking a trip

High tax and plenty Cadillacs

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Now ya see me in my movies doin my thing

But deep in my heart I've wanted to sing

Wayyyy dowwwn upon the swannnny riverrrrrr

Farrrr farrr awayyy

Titwillow titwillow titwillow

I don't think that's your style

But I'll tell ya pilgrim I'm versatile

Aretha Franklin Aretha Franklin

Aretha Franklin let me rock ya let me rock ya Aretha Franklin

Let me rock ya Aretha Franklin that's all I wanna do

Aretha Franklinnnnnn

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

I'm feeelin the groove now pilgrim

Party over here

Party over there

There's nothin to it the way we do it

Woop woop

East coast

West coast

Texas

Every time I put on pants

I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance

I put a quarter in the juke'

Then I commence to doin the Duke

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

Da haahh da haahh

Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh