A Token Of My Extreme - Frank Zappa

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Don't you be

Tarot-fied

It's just a token of my extreme

Don't you be

Tarot-fied

It's just a token of my extreme

Don't you never try to look behind my eyes

You don t wanna know what they have seen

Don't you never try to look behind my eyes

You don't wanna know what they have seen

Some people think

That if they go too far

They'll never get hack

To where the rest of them are

I might be crazy

But there's one thing I know

You might be surprised

At what you find when ya go

Oh oh oh

Mystical Advisor

What is my problem tell me

Can you see

Well you have nothing to fear my son

You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist It appears to me

That all seems very very strange

I never craved a toaster

Or a color T V

A Latent Appliance Fetishist

Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself

That sexual gratification can only be achieved

Through the use of MACHINES Get the picture

Are you telling me

I should come out of the closet now Mr Ron

No my son

You must go into THE CLOSET

And you will have

A lot of fun

That's where they all live

So if you want an

Appliance to love you

You'll have to go in there

N' get you one

Well that seems simple enough

Yes but if you want a really GOOD one

You'll have to learn a foreign language

German for instance

That's right

A lot of really cute ones come from over there

(Fifty bucks please)

If you been

Mod-O-fied

It's an illusion

An yer in between

Don't you be

Tarot-fied

It's just a lot of nothin '

So what can it mean

If you been

Mod-O-fied

It's an illusion

An yer in between

Don't you be

Tarot-fied

It's just a lot of nothin

So what can it mean

If you been

Mod-O-fied

It's an illusion

An yer in between

Don't you be

Tarot-fied

Joe has just learned to speak

German Now get this heres why he did it He's gonna go to this club on

The other side of town it's called THE CLOSET

And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up

Like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean) so

Joe's learned how to speak German he goes in this place and he sees

These little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other and he

Sees this one that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum

Cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body

It's really exciting and when he sees it he BURSTS INTO SONG