Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (Live) - Frank Zappa/Captain Beefheart/The Mothers

I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon

She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon

But she was something I could lay on

Can't remember what became of me

Carolina hard-core e*****y

She put a Doobie Brothers tape on

(lalalalalaa la)

I had a Roger Daltrey cape on

(a Roger Daltrey cape on)

There was a bed I dumped her shape on

Can't remember what became of me

Carolina hard-core e*****y

Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone

There was dew out on the lawn

In the sunrise

Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack

Which she told me would contain

A surprize

She stuck her hand right in and to the bottom

Said she knew I'd be surprized she got 'em

Take a Charleston PIMP to spot 'em

Then she gave a pair of shoes to me

Plastic leather fourteen triple D

I said I wonder what's the shoes for

She told me "Don't you worry no more"

And got right down there on the tile floor

"Now darling stomp all over me"

Carolina Hard-core e*****y

Is this something new

Having people stomp on you

Is it what I need to do for your pleasure

(Pleasure is all I need)

What is this a quiz

Don't you worry what it is

It is merely just a moment I can treasure

By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered

She couldn't talk cuz' her mouth had been extendered

It looked to me as though she had been blendered

What was this abject misery

Carolina Hard-core e*****y

What was this abject misery

Carolina Hard-core e*****y

What was this abject misery

Carolina Hard-core e*****y

It might seem strange to Herb and Dee

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