Starring at a shopping list of the *** we're going to buy

But all my friends are weekend users

they never drink and drive

But Melvin

Yeah Melvin

He does that all the time

Melvin

Yeah Melvin

He does that all the time

Every time she goes upstairs

She wears another smile

She's hanging in the bathroom laying lines

With Melvin

Yeah Melvin

He does that all the time

Yeah Melvin

Melvin

He does that all the time