Bwana Dik (Live At Fillmore East / 1971) - Frank Zappa/The Mothers

And if his dick is a monster

If his dick is a monster

If his dick is a monster

They will give him their hearts

Hold it Please hold it

My God Madge you voluptuous New York City slit

Why didn't you tell me before

It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on but

Now that I see you I would have helped

I didn't know you were so obviously PREGNANT

I've got the thing you need

I am endowed beyond your wildest

Clearasil-spattered fantasies

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Girls from all over the world

Flock to write my name on the toilet walls

Of the Whisky A-Go-Go

For I am Bwana Dik

I am Bwana Dik

Me Bwana Dik

Yo Me Bwana Dik

Say

My dick is a monster

Give me your heart

Bwana Dik is a legend

Enormous thou art

My dick is a Harley

You kick it to start

Bwana Dik speaks

The heavens will part

My dick is a dagger

I'll force it to fit

My dick is a reamer baby

To scream up your slit

Steam it

Ream it

Cream it