Hair Match - The Mountain Goats

You'll be maybe lunging for the bad guys hip

No one anticipates the sunset flip

The referee and your opponent will hold you there

And we're gonna bring in a folding chair

We'll stipulate that there will be no cameras filming

But of course there will be several in the building

And if by chance somebody hits record

And stands real still somewhere back behind the soundboard

Cheap electric razor from the thrifty down the street

Two guys down around your ankles so you'll stay put in your seat

Buzzing razor held aloft and just about to strike

I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like

Some people leave before it's over but most of them stay

Some hide behind their programs some turn away

Out in the parking lot you look up at the stars

And all the cheap cars