Eddie the Eunuch - Kris Kristofferson

Lyrics by：Kris Kristofferson

Composed by：Kris Kristofferson

Produced by：David Anderle

Eddie the eunuch was a weasel

Nasty as an old man's nose

Making believin' he was evil

Struttin' in his mama's clothes

You know that eddie had a bad connection

Never had a chance to ball

Sleeping in the wrong direction baby

Dreaming he was ten feet tall

But now eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic

Sucking like a super star

Slicker than a shoe- shine

Quicker than a two- time

Eddie what a thang you are

Eddie makes a damn good livin' baby

Putting other people down

Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby

'Cause he wasn't jackson browne

But now eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic

Sucking like a super star

Slicker than a shoe- shine

Quicker than a two- time

Eddie what a thang you are