Give God the first portion of your income say that with me

Give God the first portion of your income

Give it first not after the deducts not after the social security and

The hospitalization and the malnutrition not after all these things on ya

Check ya say I'm a give God a little whats left you do and thats what

You gonna get from god

Who am i I'm not the devil

I can take you to my level

Above the rocks above the earth

Tell me what your soul is worth

How much money do you make

How much will you let me take

I will give you tranquility

Just send you wealth and checks to me

Life is going to expire

And your soul will burn in fire

You will perish in the thunder

Unless you call my hotline number

God has asked you to make me rich

Me and my fat-rat gaudy b**ch

On your t v s late at night

Send those checks and Ill guide you to the light

Don't put away your wallets just yet brothers and sisters theres

Somebody here Id like all of you to meet this is little jonathan

Jonathan say hello to the lovely people

Hello

Jonathan has problems twisted neck tangled legs crooked spine but we

Can heal this boy

For just uh six thousand dollars we can heal this boy

God called me and then stopped by

And he told me you're gonna die

Unless you buy my holy water

Check cash or a money order

This is true don't question me

Ill even send you sh*t for free

Its only ten buck for the call

And Ill send a prayer no charge at all

Put your lips up to the screen

Close your eyelids and intervene

Your lips to mine now send the cash

And while you're there you can kiss my a**

Take your paycheck and send me half

And Ill send you gods autograph

Ill get you allahs and bhuddahs too

Even zeus I don't give a f**k who

Just send me that money

Would you like to be healed little jonathan

Yeah reverend

You see brothers and sisters this-

Beep-beep beep-beep

Excuse me I told you never to page me on a sermon day yes uh-huh

Hallelujah

Howdy

People that was the lord today only he will heal this boy for just

Five

Thousand dollars

Pass the collection plate

Pass the collection plate

Pass the collection plate

Pass the collection plate

（show me how you give Ill tell you how to live ）

Your totals twenty-two eleven

For your set of keys to heaven

Make the checks out in my name

Me or God its all the same

Bring your crippled a** to me

Pay my usher the holy fee

Ill bless your legs and bless your chair

Then wheel your b**ch a** outta here

Now a special ceremony

This part don't cost any money

Drip a drop of blessed water

Now I fertalize your daughter

Even though I f**ked a h****r

Took your baby girl and shook her

You still buy everything I sell

And I'm livin well

See you in hell

Four-thousand eight-hundred nine-hundred five thousan-hallelujah

You did it brothers and sisters are you ready jonathan lord almighty

Weve met your price give me the healing power I can feel it lord

Rumilumilamanamanumi this boy is healed

Huh

Now to the naked eye it would appear that this boy has not been

Healed but I can assure you this boys spirit has been healed inside this

Tangled mangled frame is a healed little boy

His spirit is healed hallelujah

Country cookin can I take your order

You want the red-eye gravy with that

With chitlins or black-eyed peas

Lemme cypher up your bill here

That comes to fourteen nintey-five

Okay be ready quicker that two jiggles of a jackrabbits a**