Lark On My Go-Kart (Explicit) - Asher Roth

Sitting on a truffet

Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get but from ms muffet

Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus

Egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins

Suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids

Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins

And tim duncan spur off the moment

Let the whole world know I run shit

Jump ship quick tell a friend that i'm dumb sick

Spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip

Twist to a front flip sun now is some trick

Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blind bob saget ash can get nasty

Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley

Heading to the mall

Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off

10 feet tall with the balls of a matador

Door matted whore with your words heard that before

Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed

Walk in my shoes referral yea you gon need it

Yea got your wiI fit to practice your fris with

Need a few weeks before you can compete with

Razor ramone flow o' so sharp

You can take a palsky

Ima take lark on my go-kart

Mario kart skills are outrageous

Play me any day and i'll be the best racist

Wait no erase it meant to asy racer

Traded in my cell phone for a new pager

I'm at the grocery store with hot moms

Bout 35 with at least two kids

We make out while my friend babysits

All up in your fridge eating left over shit

Tuna sandwich butterscotch crumpets

Cheeto's be my choice of chips I enjoy for a bit

Take a sip from my sips and then split

Hair like a troll doll basketball shorts on

Yea ima dork but still hardly court ball up balla

Yea I take to long get dolled up

Give a f**k if I look like I just woke up

Who my tryna impress

Honey in the sundress

With the breasts lucious

Just sent me a text

OMG your the BEST

If you tryna have sex i'm the best at it