Phone Wallet Keys (Single Version|Explicit) - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)

Lyrics by：Dan Bulla

Produced by：Dan Bulla/Adam Sandler/Paul Sado

Yeah yeah yeah

Here we go again

Come on

I'm heading out and all I'm takin' with me

Is my phone wallet keys

Yeah phone wallet keys

Just those three things please need

My phone wallet keys

Got my credit cards in my wallet

Got my phone you can call it

Master lock on my front door

That's what my motherf**kin' keys are for

My phone wallet keys yeah phone wallet keys

Good things come in threes need my phone wallet keys

If I'm going to the zoo I need my Phone wallet keys

If I'm getting a face tattoo I need my Phone wallet keys

If I'm going out to a wedding wedding

If it's winter time and I'm sledding

If I'm at that daddy daughter dance

My phone wallet keys are in my pants

I'm going on vacation to the West Indies

And I don't got no luggage just got phone wallet keys

I rode on up to the airport

Lady asked for my passport

F**k okay

Guess I need my phone wallet passport keys

Phone wallet passport keys

Now I need four things b***h please

Phone wallet passport keys

I'm finally on the plane I'm riding Delta Delta

The lady farted next to me I smelt her I smelt her

We went up 30 thousand feet

I reclined my f**king seat

'Bout to watch a movie stop

I forgot my laptop

Motherf**ker d**nit

Now I need my laptop phone wallet passport keys

Laptop phone wallet passport keys

Too much s**t that's five f**king things

Laptop phone wallet passport keys

I'm swinging my s**t all over the place

I'm hurting ya I'm hurting ya

I'm carrying so much s**t I got a hernia hernia

No place to put it what should I do

Probably should take my iPad too

What the f**k else did I forget

Sandman you need tons of s**t

My tick tacs my back pack

My Zippo lighter my charge pack

My sun glasses my hairspray

My headphones them beats by dre

My notebook my GoPro

My vape pen my crossbow

My toothpick my pocketknife

Oh f**k I forgot my wife

God d**n

Phone wallet keys

It used to be so easy

With my phone wallet and keysy

S**t Phone wallet keys yeah

Phone wallet keys

It used to be a breezy

With my phone wallet and keysy

My pockets got so heavy now

I'm cramping I'm cramping

Each time I leave my house it's like

I'm camping I'm camping

I'm miserable just standing around

I'm like a walking lost and found

You know I'd rather stay at home

Where all I need's my f**king phone

Phone phone phone yeah

Phone phone phone

Much happier at home just playing with my phone

Phone phone phone yeah

Phone phone phone

Yeah I'll just stay at home and fiddle

With my phone on the toilet