Blockheads - Ian Dury

Written by：Dury/Jankel

You must have seen parties of Blockheads

With blotched and lagered skin

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth

What a horrible state they're in

They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests

Shoes like dead pigs' noses

Cornflake packet jacket catalogue trousers

A mouth what never closes

You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams

Dressed up after work

Who screw their poor old Eileens

Get sloshed and go berserk

Rotary accessory watches

Hire purchase signet rings

A beauty to the bully boys

No lonely vestige clings

Why bother at all about Blockheads

Why shouldn't they do as they please

You know if it came to a brainy game

You could baffle a Blockhead with ease

How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear hole

Or pissing in your swimming pool

Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire

Black and orange cars

Premature ejaculation drivers

Their soft top's got roll bars

Fill her up' they say to Blockheads

Go on stick it where it hurts

Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance

Their ghastly patterned shirts

Why bother at all about Blockheads

Superior as you are

You're thoughtful and kind with a well stocked mind

A Blockhead can't think very far

Imagine finding one in your laundry basket

Banging nails in your big black dog

Why bother at all about Blockheads

Why should you care what they do

'Cos after all is said and done

You're a Blockhead too

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