Nobody Does It Better - Too $hort

Funky fresh on the microphone

Too short

Too short

See I'm fresh like always

I'm comin' at you

And you know I won't

Stop till I'm through

So get on it now is the time

Too short baby's gonna

Spit that rhyme

At you 'cause I'm jammin' so check me

I play the music even made the beat

'Cause I'm the most rappin' most rhymin'

Rollin' in a drop top straight high sidin'

On you boy I'm poppin' the most

I come from Oakland don't play me close

'Cause I'm a player love to play this game

I get funky out here pumpin' the name

Too short the one and only

I just rock it

Fat bankrolls in my pocket

Call me 'The Dirty Rapper'

I'll say "Sure"

But I'm a young black entrepreneur

I'm an MC right I own a company too

Programmed the drums and

Made the groove

So when you look in my face

You see a wealthy man

I hope it's not hard for

You to understand

I'm the businessman

It's not the same

I'm treated like a d**e

Dealer runnin' the game

And you wonder why I

Can't get no peace

I'm makin' more than the

Chief of police I'm

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Now that I've established one fact

I came here to rap

You got a choice to make about me

Can I get busy are my raps too weak

Boy you're too grown

Don't say I'm borin'

Just because you know

I come from California

Where many rappers get no respect

I'm at home in a tape deck

I get played and played until

It's all played out

Sucker MC's come to my house

They want a contract get signed up

But like toys they need a good wind up

Then the other suckers

Sayin' no names

Rap on the mic and use

New York slang

Even though we don't

Talk like that out here

The point I'm tryina

Make comes out so clear

You want paper or plastic

Visa or cash

You wanna burn rubber

Gonna step on the gas

Now nip dip roll the strip

Gonna take your mind on a serious tip

Like always I made the beat funky

I keep your head bouncin'

Like a d**e fiend junkie

I got to say it before I break

I never rap fake 'cause I'm

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See I'm fresh like always no sweat

It's time to jump back in the mix and get

On it now is the time

Too short baby's gonna spit that rhyme

I sell records everyday

And still I get no radio play

I got homies they love my beat

So you hear me all over the streets

A tape rhymes with bass

I make it deep

The kinda tape you'll

Always keep

So if you lose it

You're not my mama's son

It ain't free go and buy another one

Like a costume party on Halloween

MC's pop up on the scene

So you made a record

I saw your poster

I'm still harder than you

Boy look closer

Won't say who's best

I just tell you the truth

You're not makin' money

So it couldn't be you

So if that leaves me

Too short baby

I keep it in tune like do re mi

With a strict rap tempo bassline simple

Take that it's a Too short rap

It's on you boy I'm poppin' the most

I come from Oakland don't play me close

'Cause I'm

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Tell you nobody does

It better than Too short

I take a limousine to the airport

Fly first class never ever last

'Cause a brother like me I pay cash

Twinkle twinkle star in the night

Don't look now but I'm shinin' bright

I know you wanna hear my triple x

Foul language girls and sex

Well I'm gonna tell

You 'bout livin' the life

Stayin' in school and

Not smokin' the pipe

It's hard to be a rich man

Don't you know

When you drop out of

School and start smokin' d**e

It goes D U M B

You're lookin' for some D

Then start tweakin' it's goin' on

You don't like it Well

Play another song

I got rhymes you wanna hear

I sing 'em every day of the year

You try to get it you think you got it

I hope you like it 'cause

You sure can't stop it

This rap is so funky fresh

Too short baby in the flesh

And if you ever say I'm through

So what I'm makin'

More than you 'cause I'm

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