Bony Moronie (Remastered 2010) - John Lennon

I got a girl named Bony Moronie

She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni

Ought to see her rock 'n' roll with her blue jeans on

She's not very fat just skin and bone

But I love her she loves me

All are happy now we can be

Making love underneath the apple tree

I told her mama and her papa too

Just exactly what I want to do

I want to get married on a night in June

And rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon

And I love her she loves me

All are happy now we can be

Making love underneath the apple tree

She's my one and only she's my heart's desire

She's a real upsetter she's a real live wire

Everybody turns when my baby walks by

She's something to see she really catches the eye

That's why I love her she loves me

All are happy now we can be

Making love underneath the apple tree