The Long Plastic Hallway - Camper Van Beethoven

Cigarettes and carrot juice

M*******a and lots of booze

I threw the flower of youth into that stew

The serpent tongues were red and pointy

But they were wearing very cool shoes

Who wouldn't wanna sell their soul

We waited in line for hours

With VIP passes and bouquets of flowers

To see the brand new siren sing her song

The virgins were then thrown into volcanos

A beating heart it was held up aloft

And no expense was spared

Quetzecotal and Busby Berkely

Hanging out over Pasadena with

Rodney on the ROQ and David Byrne

Playing on a flying saucer

Box O'Laffs was supporting Talking Heads

Everyone was high or having a real good time