Well, c'mon darlin', the stars are burning bright

C'mon now darlin', our lick is good tonight

'Cause we're the all time winners in the all time loser's game

Yeah, we're the all time winners and here we go again

The king and queen of America

Yeah, it's the king of nothing and the queen of rage

With a pile of confusion upon a glittering stage

You know we never did anything to make ourselves feel proud

You know we never did anything, so let's play it loud

Let's hear it for the king and queen of America

So c'mon darlin', there's a big moon in the sky

We're gonna build a little satellite, we're gonna make it fly

We're gonna send it up to heaven, all the way up to the stars

And all of them aliens are gonna find out who we are

We're talkin' 'bout the king and queen of America