Stonehenge - Ylvis
My life is so successful
I've got everything a man could ever need
Got a 1000 dollar haircut
And I even have a talk show on TV
And I know I should be happy but instead
There's a question I can't get out of my head
What's the meaning of Stonehenge
It's killing me that no one knows
Why it was built 5000 years ago
Why did they build the Stonehenge
How could they raise the stones so high
Completely without the technology
We have today
When I make my jalapeños
Calamari and prosciutto
I'm the king
My wife applaud(s) me in the kitchen
When I tell her all I bought is from the local store
(And) When the kids have gone to bed we're all alone
She gives me a smile
Then she plays with my balls
(But ) All I think of is Stonehenge
I think about it when I dream
The biggest henge that I have ever seen
What's the purpose of Stonehenge
A giant granite birthday cake
Or a prison far too easy to escape
Stonehenge Stonehenge Lots of stones in a row
They were 25 tons each stone my friend
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it (Stonehenge )
And they dragged it (Stonehenge )
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales
Hey (46 miles from Wales )
What's the deal with Stonehenge
(Oh what's the deal what's the deal what's the deal)
You should have left a tiny hint
When you made this f**king labyrinth of stone
(Who the )
Who the f**k builds a Stonehenge
F**k builds a Stonehenge
Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do
Who just said: "Dude let's build a henge or two "
I would give anything to know
About the Stonehenge
Yeah I would give all I have to give
Would you give them your car
(Mmm) Are you kidding me of course
I would have given the car
What car do you drive
Drive a Civic drive a Civic Drive a Civic
A car you can trust
Never mind the car let's talk about the henge
What henge is that again
It's the Stonehenge it's the Stonehenge
God it is the greatest henge of all
What's the meaning of Stonehenge