Gonna buy me a pickle and eat it all by myself

Get me a jar of mayonnaise but leave it up on the shelf

Gonna catch me a bullfrog and kiss him right on the mouth

Take a trip to the North Pole but i'll get there walking south

Cause its my life and I can live it anyway

I got mine you got yours did you hear what I say

Cause its my life I can do what I wanna do

I can do this, I can do that

Everybody say it with me one time

Its my life, thats right

Gonna make me a record and fill it all up with bass

I can add a little keyboard if I want to but I don't

Make a million dollars and keep it all to myself

Give some to the needy if I will but I won't

See its my life and I can live it anyway

I got mine you got yours did you hear what I say

Cause its my life I can do anything I wanna do

I can do this, I can do that

Everybody sing it with me one time

Its my life, thats right

Gonna get me a mirror and drop it from the thirteenth floor

Gonna join the army but I aint gonna go to war

Gonna by me some kite string and knit myself a dress

Take a wooden nickel and send it to the IRS

Cause its my life and I can live it anyway

I got mine you got yours did you hear what I say

Cause its my life I can do what I wanna do

I can do this I can do that

Everybody say it with me one time

Its my life, thats right

And I know that I'm responsible for everything I do

But I know that I don't have to be responsible for you

Cause you see its my life and I can live it anyway

I got mine you got yours did you hear what I say

Cause its my life I can do anything I wanna do

I can do this, I can do that

I can be white, I can be black

I can be thin, I can be fat

I can be pitter or I can be pat

I could

Its my life, thats all