My *** - Pulp

Lyrics by：Jarvis Cocker

Composed by：Adam Betts/Andrew McKinney/Candida Doyle/Emma Smith/Jarvis Cocker/Jason Buckle/Mark Webber/Nick Banks

Arranged by：Emma Smith/Laura Moody

Produced by：James Ford

My *** leaves nothing to the imagination

My *** is shady recreation

My *** is out of its mind

One of a kind and ill-defined

My *** is neither here nor there

Is neither him nor her

It's an out of body experience

My *** don't make no sense

My *** leaves much to be desired

Spoken of in whispers behind closed doors

My *** is an urban myth

A lovers' tiff

Or a lover stiff

I haven't got an agenda

I haven't even got a gender

My *** is hard to explain

You can't melt it down in the rain

You can't melt it down in the rain

It's mine all mine

Hand-reared one of a kind

You show me yours and I'll show you mine

But hurry 'cause my *** is running out of time

My loss is your gain

Keep your hands to yourself 'cause it's hard to explain

And in answer to your question

My *** is open to suggestions

My *** is not forever

It's two silences

Two silences stitched together

Love is invisible to the naked eye

When it's raised in the dark of two people's minds

Something you don't find every day

Something that's been hidden away

Teeny tiny too much too late

Nowhere to put it it's too oddly shaped

This love is too much to take in

It's two lives in a spin

What a strange love it's been

It's mine all mine

Hand-reared one of a kind

You show me yours I'll show you mine

But hurry 'cause my *** is running out of time

My loss is your gain

Keep your hands to yourself 'cause it's hard to explain

And in answer to your question

My *** is open to suggestions

My *** is not forever

It's two silences stitched together

Oh oh oh I'm trying to work myself up

I'm trying to work myself out

Beyond a shadow of a doubt

Beyond a shadow of a doubt

Beyond a shadow of a doubt

Beyond a shadow of a doubt

Beyond a shadow of a doubt

Beyond a shadow of a doubt

Oh yeah