Santa's Gotta Dirty Job - Rich/Rowe

Lyrics by：John Rich

Composed by：John Rich

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

Well every year old Santa Claus loads up in his sleigh

And them reindeer running in front of him kick buttock in his face

And those chimneys he goes climbing down

Ain't exactly all that fun

But if he don't do it nobody will

So Santa's gonna get the job done

Don't you know that

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

Through wind and rain and blinding snow

Santa Claus never slows down

He's gotta keep on pushin' them reindeer hard

If he's gonna hit every town

Sneakin' in sneakin' out for a twenty four hours straight

Gotta outrun them big yard dogs

Gotta do whatever it takes

Don't you know that

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

You know John I was just thinkin' Old Santa Claus he's a big man

He is

He visits over three hundred million folks every year

And every year he goes you know what he finds

What

Cookies and he eats them he's gotta

He's Santa Claus

It'd be rude not to I'm just sayin'

You wake up in the middle of the night

And you see that big man in your house

Makin' a B-line for the bathroom

You best get out of his way 'cause you know

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

Santa Claus got a dirty job

And he does it all night long

Yes he does it all night long

He does it all night long

Woo

Merry Christmas Mike Rowe

Merry Christmas John Boy