I was born in a flatland USA and all my dreams led me to L A

Another chase of rags to riches I learned to throw some fancy pitches

I found out what ain't and which is just exactly cool well all right

Heaven help the fool heaven help the fool

Got a place in Malibu like you never seen

Picking out your lady friend from Penthouse magazine

You oughta see the chrome gleam on my Mercedes all shiny and new

Hey I'm the Jack of Diamonds the boy with all the clues

Not a pretty vanity

No no not me

Glorified insanity

No no not me

Ooh I'm a hyper-supervisor fast driver star driver

Fool

Heaven help the fool professional gimme-fiver heaven help the fool

Anything you could want to be you can buy even get it free

Make yourself a smoother dancer fill your head with answers

Never a backward glancer it's you who makes the rules

Aah

Heaven help the fool heaven help the fool

No no never a backward glancer

Fool

Heaven help the fool

I meet alot of pentagram heart of the star

That's what you are

You can trade your soul for an electric guitar

Ooh not a pretty vanity

No no not me

Glorified insanity

No no not me

And when they offer golden apples are you sure you'll refuse

Heaven help the fool are you sure you'll refuse it Heaven help the fool

It's like a deaf man dancing or a blind man shooting pool

Heaven help the fool heaven help the fool