How I Learned To Love The Bootboys - The Auteurs

I'm in love

A rat tailed girl

Scared to dance

Our church hall

But it's better than being b**ch-slapped

In the shrubbery

While the tea-time classes

Watching ITV

Chart Busters

Bootboys

All right Oh yeah who's scared tonight

All right Oh yeah who's scared to dance

How I learned to love the bootboys

Round our way

Call them by their given names

Pass the time of day

Chart Busters

Bootboys

All right Oh yeah who's scared tonight

All right Oh yeah who's scared to dance

How I learned to love the bootboys

Give them half a chance

They're at the bottom of the road

They're at the top of the charts

They drag me like a Christian

Over the dance

I was dreading and dread

I was scared to dance

Youth records

Bootboys

All right Oh yeah who's scared tonight

All right Oh yeah who's scared to dance

All right Oh yeah who's scared tonight

All right Oh yeah who's scared to dance

How I learned to love the bootboys