Company Way - Nick Jonas/Rob Bartlett

Mr Twimble

Yes

You've been with this company a long time haven't you

A long long time Just last month

I became a quarter of a century man

Aww that's beautiful

Gee a quarter of a century

A quarter of a century

And how long have you been in the mailroom

25 years Yep

It takes a combination of skill diplomacy and bold caution

When I joined this firm

As a brash young man

Well I said to myself now brash young man

Don't get any ideas well I stuck to that

And haven't had one in years

Ah you play it safe

I play it the company way

Wherever the company puts me

There I'll stay

But what's your point of view

I have no point of view

Supposing the company thinks

I think so too

Now what would you say if they put you

You're facing the company face

It smiles at executives

Then goes back in place

The company furniture

Oh it suits me fine

The company letterhead

A Valentine

Is there anything you're against

Unemployment

When they want brilliant thinking

From employees

That is no concern of mine

Suppose a man of genius make suggestions

What's that genius get suggested to resign

So you play it the company way

Oh company policy is by me ok

You'll never rise up to the top

But there's one thing clear

Whoever the company fires

I will still be here

Oh you certainly found a home

It's cozy

Your brain is a company brain

The company washed it

Now I can't complain

The company magazine

Know what style what punch

The company restaurant

Every day same lunch

Their hattock sandwich it's delicious

I must try it

Early in the week

Do you have any hobbies

I've a hobby I play gin with Mr Bratt

And do you play it nicely

Play it nicely still he blitzes me on every game like that

Why

'Cause I play it the company way

Executive policy is by me ok

How can you get anywhere

Junior have no fear

Whoever the company fires

I will still be here

You will still be here

Year after year after fiscal

Never take a risko year