Fat Funny Friend (sadder) - Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner

Lyrics by：Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner

Composed by：Maddie Zahm/Catie Turner

Produced by：Adam Yaron

I break the ice

So they don't see my size

And I have to be nice

Or I'll be the next punchline

I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies

Who only exist to continue the story

The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off-screen

So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief

Can't be too loud

Can't be too busy

If I don't answer now

Are they still gonna need me

Can't be too proud

Can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around

So their flaws just seem silly

I say I'm okay

'Cause they wouldn't care anyway

And I could try to explain

But my effort's in vain

They can't relate to how I've

Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors

If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror

I've done every diet to make me look thinner

So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior

Can't be too loud

Can't be too busy

If I don't answer now

Are they still gonna need me

Can't be too proud

Can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around

So their flaws just seem silly

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

It's funny when I think a guy likes me

And it's funny when I'm the one who say

Let's go to eat

It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween

Dresses and thigh highs

While I hide my body

Can't be too loud

Can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around

So their flaws just seem silly

Can't be too loud

Can't be too busy

If I don't answer now

Are they just gonna leave me

Can't be too proud

Can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around

So their flaws just seem silly

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

I've drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors