Candace：Ever since I was young

You know I hated dissention

Among my peer group

It caused a whole lot of tension

When the other kids were slouching

I would stand at attention

And I've always looked so good in white

Now I'm a bad mamma jamma

And I rock a mean helmet

If I see a rebellion

Then you know I'm gonna quell it

I'm a certified full blown

Armor wearing zealot

And it feels so good to know I'm always right

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy

In the Empire

Buford and Baljeet：In the Empire

Candace：You can be all that they want you to be

You get a 401

K

And your meals are free

In the Empire

Buford and Baljeet：In the Empire

Candace：In the Empire

Buford and Baljeet：In the Empire

Candace：I don't know but I've been told

The Rebels need to be controlled

We'll round them up and put 'em all in stocks

But first we've gotta get Darth Vader socks

It's so not fair

I mean why am I still on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander and she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster

No I mean really she failed that part of the exam four times

She held it backwards and upside down

But no she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth and so she gets a promotion

What about me

If they would just open their eyes they'd see that I've got everything it takes

I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Buford：Ya feelin' better

Candace：Yeah

Thanks

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy

In the Empire

Buford and Baljeet：In the Empire

Candace：You can be all that they want you to be

You can March to the beat of conformity

In the Empire

Buford and Baljeet：In the Empire

Candace：In the Empire

Buford and Baljeet：In the Empire

Candace：In the Empire

Buford and Baljeet：In the Empire

Candace：In the Empire