The Show - Slick Rick/Doug E. Fresh

Written by：Douglas Davis/Ricky M.L. Walters

Excuse me Doug E fresh

Yes

Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic

With one minute rhymes that don't come out right

They bite they never write that's not polite

Am I lying

No you're quite right

Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear

We swear the best darn rappers of the year

So so cheerio yell scream bravo

Also if you didn't know this is called the show

A yo Doug

What

Put your Ballys on

You rick I was about to but I need a shoe horn

Why

Because these shoes always hurt my corns

I got six six minutes

I got six six minutes

I got six six minutes Doug E fresh you're on

Here we go here we go come on come on

Here we go here we go come on come on

Yo where's Will and Barr

Well I don't know they're late

Told 'em the time oh I forgot the date

Man you did it again oh no

Yo here we go come on here we go come on

Here we go did you miss the show

No no no no no no we didn't

No no no no no no no no we didn't

No we didn't well don't get us wrong

Excuse me Doug E

Excuse me Doug E

Excuse me Doug E fresh you're on

Well it started off on 8th avenue

When I made up name called the get fresh crew

It was me my two DJs chill Will and Barry B

And my right hand man Ricky D

I used to rap and sing make sounds and things

And for example here's a telephone ring

Hello is Doug E fresh in

No he's not in right now

But anyway no more delay

Just check out the new style I display

Now you got to be

To rock with

And I'm D O U G I E

And I'm known for the

Not for the

The human beat box or the entertainer

No other title can fit me plainer

In a passing generation I am a remain

And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer

Cashing checks make sound effects

And after I finish rocking slick rick is on next

You know it slick rick

Well here's a little something that needs to be heard

Doug I was going downtown word

Sure all alone no one to be with

Stepped on the dtrain at 205th

I saw a pretty girl so so I sat beside her

Then she went roar like she was tony the tiger

I said hold on there's been a mistake

Honey my name's slick rick not frostier flakes

Oh golly wally cause she was raising hell

She said um my name is Maggie but call me Michelle

Bust a move we show and prove

A yo Doug do that record jam on the groove