Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt - Frank Zappa

Looks to me like something funny

Is going on around here

People laughin' 'n' dancin' 'n' payin'

Entirely too much for their beer

And they all think they are

Clean outa-site

And they're ready to party

"Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE

'N' they all crave some Hot delight

Well the girls are excited

Because in a minute

They're gonna get wet

'N' the boys are delighted

Because all the titties

Will get 'em upset

'N' they all think they are Reety-awright

'N' they're ready to boogie

'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE

'N' they all crave some Pink delight

When the water gets on'em

Their ninnies get rigid

'N' look pretty bold

It's a common reaction

That makes an attraction

Whenever it's cold

'N'all of the fellas

They wish they could bite

On the cute little nuggets

The local girls are showin' off tonite

You know I think it serves 'em right

You know I think it serves 'em right

You know I think it serves 'em right

You know I think it serves 'em right

And it's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN

I know you want someone to show you some tit

BIG ONES WET ONES BIG WET ONES

Yes it's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN

Here at The Brasserie Home of THE TITS huh huh

And it's the charming Mary from Canoga Park

Up next in her bid for the semi-finals

Hi Mary howya doin